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thechamberofsecrets:

white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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there can only be a certain number of dentists in the world at any time, no more or less.

monetizeyourcat:

psychoqueer:

monetizeyourcat:

if you kill a dentist, you become a dentist

what if you kill 2 dentists

you immediately give birth to a second dentist

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broblerones:

"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
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joshuawhat:

Me whenever i try not to swear.

(Source: jakeparalta, via i-dontknow-what-im-doing)

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whiteparkbay:

(1990) The La’s - There She Goes [The La’s]

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atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

sometimes you don’t need to find someone else

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And now, I’m a changed man.

(Source: markoruffalo, via battlebarnes)

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soulgems:

I can’t believe they named the planets after all the sailor scouts

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reikaoki:

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crimsonclad:

five-boys-with-accents:

Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.

Oh

oh

And he does feel happy, though. He can be happy. He just doesn’t show it as much as the others do.
There was a whole episode about that - Piglet sees him sitting on a hilltop and thinks he’s sadder than usual, and does all he can to cheer him up. Nothing works and the next day he’s back on the hill, and Piglet apologizes because he thinks in trying to help, he just made him sad again and ”I don’t come here when I’m sad. I come up here because I’m happy.”

There’s just something about that…

(Source: galaxieirwin, via ididntknowaboutbarnes)

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osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

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kaworubunnies:

hearing a really good song for the first time

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Game of Thrones AU: in which Joffrey is transformed into a llama and forced to travel cross-kingdom, all whilst learning the true meaning of humility and friendship

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